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How Do Lawyers Say ‘I Love You’?

By Tracy and Paul Schorn

January 31, 2017

heartHow do I love you? Let lawyers count the ways. Check out our quirky legal Valentine's and get in on the fun by submitting your own at editorial@dcbar.org. We'll repost submissions we receive on Valentine's Day!

 

valentine

Roses are red 
Daisies are plainer
You put my heart
On a permanent retainer 

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There is no established precedent
For how much I love you! 

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SCOTUS may be short one judge
And Congress is brand new
But my heart is filled to full
With Valentine's love for you! 

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Blue is the violet
Red is the rose
You’re the special someone I want to depose 

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Your objections
Have overruled my senses 

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My summary judgment?
You’ve got appeal! 

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My Funny Valentine
You make me smile
With your jurisprudence. 

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I love you, and so
You love me, dear.
Quid pro quo